men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!
me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that
you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins
i do not. i have one hundred. i love her very iconic jail of acid. i love when she inadvertently reveals she thinks commander wake is good looking. i love when she says necromancer first name cavalier last name is an “unbearable and glutinous” construction, but call cytherea cytherea loveday all the same, it’s what cyth would’ve wanted. i love when she slides her hands right underneath john’s skin. i love “You do know the children are present? Should I kill them, or what?” i love when she knocks augustine’s teeth out! i love the reveal that augustine and mercymorn’s quarters are comparatively near together if not right next to each other! hilarious! i love when they hold each other like children who have had a nightmare! i love when she smokes augustine’s cigarette! but probably my favourite moment atm is when she appears in As Yet Unsent, identifiable by voice alone, and suggests giving herself an ulcer! Comedy queen! Precious vile woman! I will love you forever!!!
The relationship between shipping and fanfic is so much more than a binary choice between “niche ship where it’s impossible to find anything” and “popular ship where it’s impossible to find anything readable”. There’s also “niche ship that has thousands of fics because it’s captured the imagination of an extremely specific kink subculture that you’re not into at all”, “popular ship whose writing community became established during an early hiatus and never incorporated any subsequent developments, instead diverging into an alternative canon that’s unrecognisable to fans of the actual source material”, “moderately well-represented ship where literally everything seems to have been written by a single impossibly prolific author whose grammatical quirks drive you up the wall”, etc.
I initiate our conversation with warmth, offering insights into quilting out of my genuine passion for the craft, and I genuinely wish you a wonderful day.
If you haven’t checked out OP’s blog, do so! It’s a delight of amazing quilts, especially star trek and other classic sci-fi inspired patterns, showing off so much skill!
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